Wednesday, January 28, 2009

How I celebrated my birthday

Two days before I aged again, I mangled my left foot. My birthday was a card and phone call from my mother, and a FUCKING WALKER for the future when I could hobble my broken foot and place it in a (screw this)

Look. I have five toes with black bruise rings about them. I have a foot swollen and discolored from trauma. I am using a flipping walker.

Happy 39, Melissa.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Santa DID find me, that fat old fool

I don't know why.

But....

Hook 'em Horns! Win that Fiesta Bowl and make Ohio your tortilla!