BTW, Reality TV is still vile but freaking awesome

Like when somebody bites it on Dancing with the Stars! Thank you, Lance Bass. And, kudos to ABC for re-airing it the next night. I love a boy band boy to be a boy band boy and fall on his boy band b-ass.


Now, really. I can't be that bitchy, right?

Keep tuning in to find out.

I am sick and tired of politics

Believe me, I am a registered voter. I have voted every chance I have been given since I turned 18 in 1988. I just, this Friday, sent my early absentee ballot to my district. I encourage all eligible citizens to use the vote. I believe that failing to vote negates your right to bitch about elected officials. Vote, if not for the right to piss and moan in future days, then for the honor in knowing we can make our voice counted and heard, when some nations cannot even cry out or ask for help, or for just the basic right to have a voice.

Having said that, I am certain to pee-pee on somebody's granola right about now.

I am a very educated woman. I am a very Republican woman. I am a very practicing Catholic woman. I have no shame in my beliefs.

Let me tell you where I find the road to the White House begins to twist my anus.

Melissa evaluates.....

Senator Obama may be just a decent guy that wants to fix the nation. But he is years from my years by less than ten. Sorry. Too young. Many of my good friends are in that age span. They are ignorant friends. Point in case...Obama is like my ignorant friends....too young.

Senator McCain was a hot POW piece of eye candy. Re-married a piece of eye candy, making Bill Clinton look like a poor planner for locking the vault with cankles, then trying to erase the Day-Runner with Lewinskivies.

Advantage McCain


Senator Obama uses his caucasian granny to target ME when running with Biden at the DNC. Funny, but not gonna vote for him. And how many times has Biden been the bridesmaid, I mean, seriously, Gore...Biden...Jackson...Hart...

Senator McCain used his service in military to target thinking factions. Picked Palin, you betcha! McCain is a military man, fully ready to be Commander in Chief.

Advantage McCain

And I don't care who disagrees with me. And I am never sick of, nor do I tire from politics. It was a hook. Say! What's the difference between a Republican from Houston and a Republican from Austin? The area code, you silly!

Seriously, Al Gore has all of the coin. Ask him. He invented the internet, remember? Talk about an inconvenient truth.

I nearly forgot to send a what-what to my boys!

Hey, my Texas Longhorns.....well done, number one!

Football is king, and McCoy done went and did it proper. The eyes of Heisman are upon you, Colt. Strike the pose!


Hook em, Texas!

I am SO done with pretending

I have tried to be-friend the Saigon Succubus. But, the Sai-bitch is like a 21'st century wall of black hole ... Asian style, with soy sauce and rice noodles.


I find myself torn between the freaking awesome soy sauce and rice noodles....and the CRAZY shit that the Ho Chi Minh Mama says and does.

I am a foodie, and I can get past the asylum shit. Just show me to new foods. Bittman, Battali, Lagasse, et al....


Look, I crave food with exotic basis. I love exotic food served simply.

I want deep conversation with red wine. And a man would feel nice at nights.

Post conversation with Minh Tam and Bich Ngoc

They also feel like boarders in their own home.

I have real affection for my VietNam Family. And I hate the way my father treats them like a kitchen wash cloth. I spoke with them, after the leave my father took to Thailand. Wow, and not to my surprise, they see the hell as I see it.

As we say in Spanish, lo siento, mija.

My Asian hell. Stop. My full on hell

See, my father is on his third wife. This latest one just four years older than me, and 19 younger than him. His Good Morning VietNam and her 17 year old daughter are here in my family. Sadly, he spends no time with this Ho Chi Minh mail-internet hook up wife now that she is part of his American family. They will have been here for three years this December 24th. And just this Tuesday morn, dear old Dad flew off to Thailand with a buddy for two weeks.

And I am the one that has to fix computer issues so he can maintain his porn site web feed. I have even chided him about his nasty 62 year old dirty man proclivities. But, undaunted, the man wants his porn. He knows we all know, yet he shows no shame. And the whole family goes to church, save Daddy Flint.

And blogger wants to consider my site a scam site? The only thing I am scamming is my own suspension of disbelief.

Reality television sucks ... except when it's awesome

I flipping love The Amazing Race.  The editors are simply genius in pointing out the foolish mistakes teams make, and coupling them with video of when and where the teams fumble/claim to be on target/ vow not to make a new mistake.  You name it.

My next BIG life goal?  Calling airlines and telling them what aircraft to use.  Apparently, you can do that.  Badda Binga Tina claims she did that very thing.  Not that the airline saw the one seat available become 20 possible fares PLUS the 20 mandatory camera/sound guys.  Read up on it, they try not to break the fourth wall, but a team must be able to truly book four seats, not just two.  How would we get our show, folks?

And Titty Baby, I call him that because he insisted his forehead was bleeding when his girlfriend/race-mate said it was not.  I never knew eyes could see BEHIND a hairline.  Then he said to her that she should put a tissue deep into the gash.  Where No Gash Existed.  Then he wanted her, if she was kind enough, to blow on it for him.

Bambi.  I'm mailing you a pacifier.  Pick it up in Bolivia, you toddler.  Careful not to dislodge a molar, you thin-skinned jerk.

And Blonde Girls.  You saw the teams leave without a container because you went to the wrong challenge by following the wrong team.  They left because there was no container.  Not stupid, just slow?  Stupid BECAUSE you are SLOW.  Claiming to have learned how to read the clues while in the cab.........then realizing you DID NOT READ the clue?  Again?

I flipping love The Amazing Race.  Did I mention that before?

Why am I tip-toeing?

It's my blog.  I will say what I like.  I feel so liberated in stating the obvious.

How in the Hell?

How in the Hell can the talking heads call the VP debate a win for Biden?  Sleepy Joe, with his flashback political epilepsy?  Now, I get it.  The media loves the Democratic Party, even when Biden pulls a classic Al Gore audible sigh of disgust.  Lockbox this.  Biden wishes he could be as credible as Gore thought he was, but it still pales in Palin's clear debate win.

I am full of words

But I need to find a jumping off point before I piss you off with my words.  I am certain to piss off some, and usually many.